I am not the Large Hadron Collider

( [Filtered to Zexion; Hack level: hard] )


ETA: Hey, Kaito. Me and Zexy are gonna do some questing of our own. If we ain't back by night, feed Schrödinger for me, okiday?

Don't let her eat you. Doof-flesh is bad for her stomach.

Ladies.

We are going to have a beach party. I'm tired of watching all you dudes sit around and whine when we have such awesome weather and waves. It starts whenever; it ends when I say so. Whoever gets whiny gets fed to a shark. It'll toughen up you pansies.


Kaito, you get no say in the matter. Gear up, hippy.

Zex, you are coming even if I have to drag your skinny, pale ass there. Put on some trunks or I'll put them on for you. Leave the sudoku.

Four-eyes, you're allowed to come as long as you can keep your hands off of my ass. That is sexual harassment, dude, and it'll make Kaito cry.

[All voice; his hands are too tiny for proper keyboarding now. Have a whole lot of muffled noise as he fights out from under his coat. Damn you non-shrinking coat, damn you.]


Aaair.


[Small gasp for air. Pause.]


Ooh. Zex, come look at this. Come look. Comecomecome.


[Sounding a lot softer than normally there. Tinier.]

Well, that was just awesome. Ruffles, you are allowed to come with me the next time as well. You are not half a bad shot.



Simca, sweetheart, I caught you one. It's just a few inches tall and weights barely anything at all. I think it's still a kiddy, so it might grow a bit bigger, but not much. It eats chicken and my fingers. It can fly a little bit too. Come pick him up whenever you want. [Xig is helpful and has included a picture. Imaging, if you will, a juvenile of this critter sitting in a box.]



And to my fellow esteemed members of the organization. This is Schrödinger. From now on she'll be number II½. Be good now and listen to her. I'll feed ye to her if you aren't.

[Voice]

[First have a long silence, with just some rustling and mumbling]

These can't be Zexion's illusions. Too real. Oh man-

[Properly loud now. He sounds excited. :| I'm so sorry, Kaito.]

Hippy. Grab a net and a hat. We're going out.

[And muttering again as he paces back to the window]

Dinosaurs. Awesome.